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  <article-type>Profile</article-type>
  <created-at type="datetime">2008-10-22T02:03:43-07:00</created-at>
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  <meta-description>Colonel Crush is an awesome action hero with a website.</meta-description>
  <meta-keywords>colonel crush,action hero,funny,comedy,short films,website</meta-keywords>
  <published-at type="datetime">2008-10-21T01:59:00-07:00</published-at>
  <text>[url=http://ColonelCrush.com]Colonel Crush - Films OF ACTION[/url] was our first web series.

[img]/images/features/ColCrush_comic_256wide.png[/img]

Colonel Crush is a CIA spy who always gets the bad guy - and usually some innocent people as well. We created four short films about this "Super Stupid Hero" that were each presented in five to seven short webisodes.

The [i]Colonel Crush[/i] site features a number of random "Microfilms" for the site, including the infamous [i]Snakes on a Car[/i] and our personal favorite is [i]Shoevil[/i].

[i]Colonel Crush[/i] may return with a grand and final chapter, but is on hiatus as we focus on [i]Dirk Snowglobe[/i].</text>
  <title>Colonel Crush</title>
  <updated-at type="datetime">2009-01-20T18:06:23-08:00</updated-at>
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